Look Mami! No Cavities

Hooch is in the "No Cavities" Club, which is great news.. yet why oh why does he get accosted by people bearing CANDY???

I'm not exaggerating: Hooch has been offered:

1. GUM from a viejita at Mervyn's (to be fair to her, he was saying, "I want chicle! I want chicle!" and she was only too happy to oblige)
2. TWO candy bars from a Pinoy grandma (it's the same as saying "hi!"). I wouldn't have minded as much except that she offered these to him at the same time I was peeling an orange for him to snack on.
3. THREE candies which were on the buffet line (next to the chicken adobo and the biko)
4. BIG BAG of candy from my hooch co-worker who claims we she gives him candy because we don't... (oh and because we punish him by giving him soy milk and organic snacks!)

**Sigh**