¿Piedra, Papel o Tijeras?

OK....so it's Saturday, and Stack0 asked me to change the channel.. to the USA RPM, rock paper scissors, ah, championship?? Allrighty... I'd never, ever have imagined this.

Sound bites from the event:

"The tension is so thick you could cut it with scissors."
"Women start off with scissors 53% of the time... If the woman has short hair, that number shoots up to 68%."
"Rock paper sissors are immaulate. It's the game of the people."

So if you think this is a joke, the $50,000 prize is not. Hey it's never to late to start training a Hooch Boy...